Here’s the way it works every morning Chez Terrier:
1. Terriers wake up at 3AM to 4AM.
2. Get taken out for a wee.
3. Have breakfast.
4. Humans stumble around in a fog checking alarm clocks to verify it really is that early.
5. Terriers bogart the warm spots in the bed.
6. Humans try to get back into the small areas of the bed not occupied by terriers.
7. Terriers start to snore.
8. Humans stare at the ceiling unable to go back to sleep.
9. Terriers snore.